Uninspired EVERYTHING
Okay, before I say anything (besides this and the title), look at the picture. Really look at the picture.

So this thing is from Cutting Board, a relatively new reopened fusion restaurant. Okay so it’s officially name is “Meat Sauce” under the category “OmuRice” which means Omelet Rice. I have never seen such a pale thin oily omelet like this from any restaurant. No filling beyond literal meaning “badly cooked egg thing with rice underneath”. With additional measly green things I think they’re passing as parsley on top. And the “Meat Sauce”. Okay, so I know Chinatown doesn’t have authentic meat sauce, and in fact, if you have been to Chinatown you know that meat sauce is basically something from a can. But at least it was edible. THIS THING, not even close. Maybe it was a knock off brand, whatever it was, I don’t want to eat it again.

Item number TWO. Fried Calamari. Bland, too much salt, pepper. Sauces: Spicy Orange thing that was semi acceptable, COLD Marinara, Spicy Mustard. Not one sauce matched the dish (not that I think anything could save it beyond this point but still, could have earned some points for maybe heating up the damn sauce.)

I think this was the only “okay” thing from the menu. Cheese fries. Except you know, super overpriced. (And look! Another side of the tasteless omelet!)
This wasn’t the only thing that threw me off though because I’ve been victim to bad food, this doesn’t even rank the worst or even the top three worst if I’m honest. But why was everyone so miserable? From the cook, to the waiter, to the cashier, to the people delivering, to who knows what they do people, Each and Every One of them looked completely miserable. I see that occasionally among one or two of staff, and yea, they’re people. People are people. I get that. Except for a place that’s supposed to serve food, you don’t have to be that horribly unhappy. McDonald’s has a better atmosphere.
Which another thing, who helped design the restaurant? I peaked into the bathroom (unisex), which was awkward. Not awkward as in unisex, but just bad as in who made this? It’s like girl said “Hey I’ll pick what I want on one side of the room and you pick out for the other side!” Which echoes the architecture of the rest of the place, half girly half bachelor pad. And there are places that pull that off, but this…no.
Only semi redeemable feature is to thank whoever hooked up their Ipod to the stereo cause they had a nice variation of music.
Merleawe